Critter Riddles

Q: What arthropod is the best baseball player?
A: The spider – it's good at catching flies!

Q: How do you start a firefly race?
A: Ready, set...GLOW!

Q: What is the quietest bee?
A: The mumble bee

Q: What bug likes picnics, dresses in a red suit and has a white beard?
A: Ant-a Claus!

Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newly-webs!

Q: Where do flies get their news?
A: From the Daily Fly Paper!

Q: Why do mosquitoes make good pets?
A: They're so tame, they'll eat right out of your hand!

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: They don't know the words!

Q: How does the queen bee fix her hair?
A: With a honeycomb!

Q: What do termites do for a rest?
A: Take a coffee table break!

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